LATTE LIBERAL MELTDOWN

This is Susan Hindle Barone.  No hyphen, but the name fits doesn't it?  She tweets about little else than stopping Brexit.  After all, she knows best, what's good for the peasants.  We doubt very much that Susan knows many working class people, except for those that serve her latte and the driver who delivers her quinoa and kale organic produce from her local Waitrose store.

Well Susan was in for quite a shock this week, a horrific act the details of which you'll need to prepare yourself for.  Her passport was due for renewal and - wait for it, prepare yourself - when it arrived - no, it wasn't blue, shut up - when her passport arrived, well the horror, it was awful - are you ready for it?  OK, here it is, but it's "truly appalling" mind ...

Yep.  It didn't have the words "EUROPEAN UNION" on the cover.  Truly appalling.  Thankfully, Susan Handle Bar had recovered from her contrived shock in precisely ten minutes to issue another tweet, this time it was addressed to the Passports Agency.

Quite bloody right Susan!  How dare they pre-empt our exit from the European Union that had been set in stone for two years and which the government had promised to deliver repeatedly over and over again.  It's a bloody flipping outrage love.  Break out the g and t ...