DIANE IS FIRST CLASS

According to Diane Abbott's local rag, there are some rather unique postage stamps currently filtering through the postal system.  There are no clues as to who is responsible, whether it is a genuine fan of the Abbott or someone who, like us, appreciates the gift that keeps on giving.  While it may be a criminal offence to use fraudulent postage stamps, the staff at the sorting office must have pissed themselves...