CORBYN BOTTLES IT, AGAIN

We've waited all day, but Jeremy Corbyn has finally unveiled his latest election-blocking tactic.  The Great Leader has announced that he will happily agree to an election, but only if Boris takes a no deal Brexit off the table...

Boris has had to swallow many bitter pills recently, but this demand is a non-starter and Jezza knows it.  As such it appears that we may be headed for an unprecedented scenario in which the government has requested a general election three times and been knocked back by the opposition three times.  This is not going to do Corbyn any favours and the chicken memes will go into overdrive if he bottles it again.  He will get his Brexit extension tomorrow, what else is he waiting for?