DIANE'S MASK FAIL

On the day compulsory face masks were introduced in England, Diane Abbott's former lover Jeremy Corbyn was pictured shopping with his wife.  Clearly they both considered themselves too important to bother complying with such tedious rules, but at least Diane is trying.  Last week she posed for a photo outside a charity shop in her constituency.  While her companions were both still wearing their masks, hapless Diane had hers hanging down under her nose.

Experts will tell you this is the equivalent of a man wearing a condom over one of his testacles, but then this is the same woman who turned up on election day wearing two left-footed shoes, so no surprise to find she can't wear a mask correctly!