The alleged 'wild-fires' raging north and west of Los Angeles have exposed a litany of woke policies in the socialist republic of California. Now we use the word 'allegedly', because there is currently zero evidence that these fires occurred naturally and were not in actual fact the result of arson. What we do know for certain is that the spread of the fires, and the death and destruction they have left in their wake, could have been contained earlier were it not for one crucial obstacle facing the fire service - a lack of water.
When it came to tackling the fires, crews found that local fire hydrants were low to empty. This made the disaster much worse and no-one was more puzzled about the supply issues than the frontline firefighters. It was, after-all, the middle of winter and not exactly a time of year known for drought. One of the reasons for the lack of water turned out to be the deliberate emptying of reservoirs into the Pacific, with the supposed environmental aim of aiding a tiny fish species called the 'smelt'. This would explain why one reservoir was totally empty as the fires began to spread.
This led to awkward questions for the clown governor running California, the clown mayor running Los Angeles and the clown lesbians running the fire department. Yes, that's right, because the LA fire service is about as woke as it gets, thanks to the fact both the state and the city are run by far left Democrat fruitcakes who are more concerned about diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) than putting out fires and saving lives.
The LA fire department has in place a dystopian 'racial equity plan', which identifies every empoyee by their racial background in order to ensure that it doesn't hire too many white people. New recruits are also made to undergo DEI training, so that they understand socialist concepts such as 'cultural competency' and 'unconscious bias'. There is also a drive to employ more women firefighters, which was alluded to by the assistant fire chief (also a lesbian) in an outrageous news report in which she mocked genuine concerns about the physical demands of a firefighter. She said that her response to a complaint from a bereaved widow that female firefighters couldn't carry her husband out of a fire would be: "He got himself in the wrong place if I have to carry him out of a fire".
It appears that the altar of DEI trumps everything, and all those heavy set individuals will just have to burn to death.
And lo and behold, as the fires began to rage, the fire chief declared that 'there are not enough firefighters'. Well, perhaps if you employed people based on merit instead of rampantly discriminating against white men, there wouldn't be such a shortage...
The image below may well be AI generated, but LA fire hydrants have in the past been painted in the colours of the Pride flag. Priorities...
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