ZACK'S MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB

Labour's Sagal Abdi-Wali and Zack Polanski are the front-runners to replace
Keir Starmer

Heard the one about the Muslim and the Jew?  The fight to replace Keir Starmer - in a by-election he said he wouldn't trigger - will come down to a straight fight on the left between the Greens and Labour.  Zack Polanski's decision to stand was a bold move for a leader whose party has been in freefall since May's elections.  Despite Labour defending a seat they have held since its creation in 1983, it feels as if they have much less to lose than Polanski's crazy gang.

The Greens have thrown everything at this seat, including the familiar overtures to the Muslim community, which make up a significant proportion of Holborn and St Pancras.  However, the chances of the Muslim vote swinging it for the Greens - as it did in Gorton and Denton earlier this year - is highly unlikely.  Polanski can make as many promo videos in Urdu as he likes, but his party have played the Muslim card too often and they're wising up.  Thousands of Muslims were hoodwinked into voting Green in that Manchester by-election, many of whom only found out later that the party they backed promotes some very liberal policies towards the Alphabet People and drugs.

Less liberal in his approach is George Galloway, who leads the Workers Party of Britain despite having not set foot in Britain for more than a year.  His candidacy upset many Green activists, because it fragments the left-wing vote further and the Greens need every vote they can get in this election to avert humiliation.  Galloway is currently globetrotting in protest at his detention at Gatwick Airport in September 2025, vowing not to return to the UK without assurances that the same disgraceful act is not carried out again (his devices were confiscated, but he was never charged with any crime).  Such is life in Labour's Orwellian Britain.

While Galloway is not present in Holborn and St Pancras, he has a small band of ardent supporters campaigning on his behalf - and unlike the Greens, they have no Alphabet agenda or liberal drugs policies to explain away.

The truth is that the Greens needn't fret over the Workers Party.  The latter is unlikely to siphon off enough votes to have any bearing on the result.  The bookies have Labour's Abdi-Wali as an odds-on dead cert.  At the time of writing, Ladbrokes have her at 1/33, with Polanski limping behind on 12/1.  Some online bookies have Labour at 1/50.

The threat to Labour from the Greens has been effectively demolished by Andy Burnham's coronation.  If Starmer had managed to cling onto power over the summer, perhaps up to his defeat in a prolonged and divisive leadership contest, the Greens would still be flying high.  His prompt departure and Burnham's swift ascendance was a huge blow for Polanski - and there could be one final blow if Starmer's successor increases Labour's majority on Thursday night.  Starmer's majority was slashed in 2024 as the party faced a Muslim backlash in cities and mill towns over Palestine, but with Burnham (and even Ed Miliband) masterminding a more Palestine friendly stance, there is a very real chance that their Somali candidate can regain voters previously lost.

There's adopting a Palestine friendly stance and then there's adopting the 'Zionism is racism' stance that has led to more ridicule for the absurd Greens.  Polanski did himself no favours by sitting on the fence and abstaining from the party motion, displaying a lack of leadership and direction.  The Greens really are their own worst enemies.

Holborn and St Pancras 2024 general election result

Keir Starmer (Lab) 18,884 (48.9%) -17.4%

Andrew Feinstein (Ind) 7,312 (18.9%) New

David Stansell (Grn) 4,030 (10.4%) +6.4%

Mehreen Malik (Con) 2,776 (7.2%) -8.0%

David Roberts (Ref) 2,371 (6.1%) +4.2%

Charlie Clinton (LDm) 2,236 (5.8%) -6.5%

Wais Islam (Ind) 636 (1.6%) New

Nick the Incredible Flying Brick (Loon) 162 (0.4%) New

John Poynton (UKIP) 75 (0.2%) -0.1%

Tom Scripps (SocE) 61 (0.2) +0.1%

Senthil Kumar (Ind) 40 (0.1%) New

Bobby Smith (Ind) 19 (0.0%) New

HOLBORN RUNNERS & RIDERS

Sagal Abdi-Wali is looking to replace Keir Starmer as MP for Holborn and St Pancras

Nominations for the forthcoming Holborn and St Pancras by-election have closed.  There will 15 candidates vying to replace Keir Starmer on October 8, including two leftist party leaders.  Zack Polanski is looking for a path into the Commons, but his hopes have not been helped by the presence of George Galloway, who leads the Workers Party of Britain.  Galloway's decision has not gone down too well on the left, with another ex-Labour MP - Chris Williamson - resigning from the party in protest at what he perceives as a vote splitting exercise.  Williamson knows that Polanski will be the main challenger to Labour.  This is the heart of woke London, after all.

Ladbrokes currently have Labour as odds on favourites at 1/6, with the Greens on 4/1.

Despite recent rumours about an attempt to get David Miliband back into government, he reportedly declined the opportunity to stand in Holborn, effectively putting those rumours to bed for the foreseeable future.  He clearly feels he is better put to use continuing in his longstanding role in charge of the globalist people smuggler outfit International Rescue.

Instead, Labour have selected the Somali-born leader of Camden Council.  The sight of this hijab-wearing refugee posing alongside a crowd of diverse non-white Labour activists will be another eye opener for the shires.  The next MP for Holborn and St Pancras will be either a Muslim or a Jew, such is London these days.

Here is the full list of candidates.

Sagal Abdi-Wali (Lab)

Barmy Brunch (Loon)

Ewan Cameron (Con)

Tom Darwood (Ind)

Clare Fischer (Climate)

George Galloway (Workers Party)

Tyler Johnson (Restore)

Briony Kapoor (Rejoin EU)

Peter Newman (Ref)

Ketankumar Pipaliya (UK Voice)

Zack Polanski (Grn)

Jonathan Silberman (Communist League)

Helen Spiby-Vann (Christian Peoples Alliance)

Patrick Spillman (LDm)

Ben Walker (UKIP)

Twelve candidates contested the same constituency in 2024 - a hefty ballot paper for a general election - but party leaders' seats are where the national media is focused and the narcissistic allure is too great for the likes of Nick the Incredible Flying Brick and others.  For context, Rishi Sunak's constituency attracted even more candidates in 2024 - 13 in all - with Count Binface among the candidates looking to gloat over the end of his premiership.

Far left activist Andrew Feinstein did exceptionally well in 2024, taking a huge chunk out of Starmer's majority, but declined to stand again.  If only George Galloway had the same socialist unity in mind, Zack's crazy gang could have been in with a much better chance of doing Burnham some real harm...

Holborn and St Pancras 2024 general election result

Keir Starmer (Lab) 18,884 (48.9%) -17.4%

Andrew Feinstein (Ind) 7,312 (18.9%) New

David Stansell (Grn) 4,030 (10.4%) +6.4%

Mehreen Malik (Con) 2,776 (7.2%) -8.0%

David Roberts (Ref) 2,371 (6.1%) +4.2%

Charlie Clinton (LDm) 2,236 (5.8%) -6.5%

Wais Islam (Ind) 636 (1.6%) New

Nick the Incredible Flying Brick (Loon) 162 (0.4%) New

John Poynton (UKIP) 75 (0.2%) -0.1%

Tom Scripps (SocE) 61 (0.2) +0.1%

Senthil Kumar (Ind) 40 (0.1%) New

Bobby Smith (Ind) 19 (0.0%) New

MEME MONDAY #99

Karl had a slightly better week and was helped out by a couple of Richey efforts.  Normal service appears to be some way off.

Mon 31 Aug - 132 shares

Tue 1 Sep - 53 shares

Thu 3 Sep - 766 shares

Fri 4 Sep - 14 shares

Sun 6 Sep - 10 shares

We promised a 'Diversity Is Strength' special this week and Karl has not disappointed, producing a series of Facebook Stories dedicated to multi-cultural crime, alongside a handful of other designs.

MEME MONDAY #97

OK, so it's now Tuesday and we are a day later than usual on account of time constraints and Karl's surgery.  He is on his feet again and has even had all his staples removed, but he is still a considerable way off a return to full health.  He is producing more, including a new video we'll publish here later.  Last week's meme output was severely limited compared to previous weeks, because Richey did not do as much to top up Karl's output on account of a busy work schedule.

Wed 19 Aug - 1,398 shares

Wed 19 Aug - 104 shares

Wed 19 Aug - 150 shares

Thu 20 Aug - 54 shares

Fri 21 Aug - 24 shares.  Richey's sole effort last week

Sun 23 Aug - 290 shares

Two Facebook Stories were published last week.  R.I.P. Professor Arday - who should not have died - but who should not have lied, either.

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MEME MONDAY #93

Facebook content has been intermittent as a direct result of Karl's hospitalisation.  Richey is trying his best to create and upload some content, but admittedly it has been a struggle thus far.

Mon 20 Jul - 172 shares

Mon 20 Jul - 62 shares

Mon 20 Jul - 119 shares

Fri 24 Jul - 5 shares.  The first meme uploaded by Richey was taking one of
Karl's graphics from last year and adding some text to commemorate an
amusing anniversary

Sun 26 Jul - 54 shares.  Richey's first original meme in the current run, the
font will become familiar

Sun 26 Jul - 9 shares

Karl produced two Facebook Stories ready for Monday's handover of power.  Richey will try his hand at Facebook Stories this week.

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MEME MONDAY #92

Today was to be the day Keir Starmer wrapped himself in England football glory and declared a bank holiday in celebration.  Never mind, Sir Squeaky!

Mon 13 Jul - 30 shares.  Fleet is from a coal mining family, which makes
her snooty comment particularly disrespectful.  She later deleted it and
apologised.  Some people in the comments liksaid there was more than a
little Cruela de Vil about her!

Tue 14 Jul - 36 shares.  It wasn't to be

Wed 15 Jul - 78 shares

Thu 16 Jul - 40 shares

Thu 16 Jul - 94 shares

Thu 16 Jul - 66 shares

Fri 17 Jul - 42 shares.  Time will tell if King Andy's reign will collapse as
quickly as that of his elected predecessor

Fri 17 Jul - 945 shares.  Our most popular meme after weeks of poor
distribution

Fri 17 Jul - 79 shares

Sat 18 Jul - 25 shares

Sun 19 Jul - 9 shares

Just the four Facebook Stories last week...

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BEST STARMER MEMES 2020-26

Over the last three days we conducted a retrospective of Starmer's Labour leadership and premiership on our main Facebook page through the medium of Karl's memes.  This exercise was completed Monday lunch-time, in order to coincide with the handover of power from Starmer to Burnham.  Over a thousand Starmer-related memes were whittled down to a little over a hundred, in order to tell all the main events in the disastrous Starmer time-line.

Karl had intended to exhibit his all-time favourites here, including some that did not appear in the Facebook album, but was taken ill on Monday afternoon and is currently recovering in hospital.

The completed Starmer retrospective photo album can be found here.

IT'S FOR THE BEST

The England football team's World Cup exit will have been painful for many, but perhaps none more so than our outgoing Prime Minister.  Starmer was banking on a tournament victory, so much so that he had already planned out his movements across a tight window that would allow him to fly into the States to attend the final, before flying straight back to the UK in order to leave office on Monday.  An England victory in the final would have allowed him to go out on a positive note - by declaring a bank holiday in celebration and, of course, trumpeting the team's diversity.  Number Ten had been festooned in the Cross of St George ahead of the semi-final.

Starmer was joined in his opportunistic enthusiasm for the England team by his good friend Sadiq Khan.  Khan posted multiple messages of support across his social media accounts ahead of Wednesday's game and, like Starmer, wore an England shirt for recent high profile events.  However, this passion was not derived from any sense of patriotic instinct.  These are Labour politicians remember - in normal circumstances they despise the sight of the Cross of St George and displays of national pride repulses them.

The establishment's desire for an England victory was all about multi-culturalism, mass immigration and furthering the Great Replacement.  The England World Cup squad was crammed with black and mixed race players, as were many Western European teams at this tournament.  The sight of so many non-white faces in teams like England, France, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium and the Netherlands showed the entire world that the demographic replacement of Europeans is no conspiracy theory.  And the establishment that has long sought to destroy our continent, its history, culture and people would have celebrated an England victory as a triumph for 'diversity'.

No person symbolises the 'Diversity Is Strength' mantra more than Khan, so it was no great surprise to see him embracing the team.  But diversity is not a strength, it is suicide.  Khan, Starmer and co would have declared it the most diverse England World Cup squad in history, but that simply translates as the most non-white England World Cup squad in history.  They would have weaponised the team's success against English people - and by that we mean English people, not people of African or mixed descent - furthering the immigration cause, hastening the demise of the native peoples of these islands and having us celebrate the fact.

Kebede is the general secretary of the National Education Union and a former partner of ex-Labour MP Laura Pidcock.  Unfortunately, for him, his multi-racial England team came unstuck against one of the least diverse teams in the tournament.  The overwhelming majority of the Argentine players are of European descent - including talisman Lionel Messi, who is of Italian and Spanish descent.

And let's not forget that the only major football tournament that England has ever won was achieved without a single black player.  That record still stands 60 years on, sorry Khan, Kebede and co!